OMG guys the new MKZ

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/18/2015 at 01:27 • Filed to: sarcasm

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and 100 more > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 01:37

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Jaaaaaaudi?

Whatever, looks good.

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 01:37

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Initial impression: YES! That is a solid facelift.

Looking at it some more: Audi lights flanking a Jag grille, but I don’t care because it looks great.

Looks like it’s going to get the 400 hp/ft-lb 3.0TT and drop the EcoBoost badge .

Edit: I do wish they had updated the rear, though.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 01:46

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Strong opinion! Loud noises!

Shoop > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 01:48

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400hp awd? Is this real life? Is this the Lincoln comeback we’ve been waiting for?

STAY TUNED.

Axial > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 02:28

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This curve in the light spoils it, but only a little bit.

8/10, would consider.

Hot Takes Salesman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 06:34

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It would be a very attractive car to me, if it didn't look like a Jaguar fucked an Audi A6

samssun > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 07:04

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A little Jaguar-ish, but easily beats those ridiculous teardrop/eye-shaped grilles that ruin the otherwise attractive Lincoln lineup.

Thunderface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 07:40

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I was just warming up to the split grille design...

Looks good, though

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 07:40

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Thank god they’re getting rid of the waterfall grill. That’s always been an awful look.

Looks good, looks exactly like every other new luxury car though.

needMORv8 now with more V8 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 08:02

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According to autoblog it gets the torque vectoring AWD from the RS.....WHHATTT

Levitas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 08:17

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That...looks an awful lot like a Continental.

Like, reaaalllllly like a Continental.

MultiplaOrgasms > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 08:24

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After realizing that copying Aston Martin’s front end styling is getting stale, Fords styling department decided that the next logical step in copying brands they don’t own anymore was to go for a quintessentially swedish approach.

wiffleballtony > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 08:58

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Jag XK?

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/18/2015 at 09:03

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Meh.